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Coogee Bay Hotel
Melbourne Cup
gelato
cancer
faeces
36 degrees
waste

The Sydenham Dash

You can't have a real trip from Town Hall to Marrickville without it. It probably makes the trip even quicker than the direct train in the morning. Especially when the train gets stuck in the flying crossovers. Particularly when it avoids getting stuck by suddenly taking the City Circle via Museum...

Australian cricket team

It's looking quite different to previous years. They might regret not taking Beau Casson.

In a glasshouse

As you may be aware, there is a problem with the air-conditioning...

It would be hard not be aware! At least the building overheating when it's hot outside is a change from my office in London, which usually overheated in winter and required gloves in summer.